3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
My hand turned me down
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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