Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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