how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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