Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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