i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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