I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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