Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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