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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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