Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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