My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
