gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I will die if light touches me.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
