Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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