Porn is love you can see.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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