ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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