Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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