if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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