no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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