It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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