I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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