it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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