I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Randomize
