is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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