WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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