How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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