You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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