I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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