i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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