We're like a lot better than the average bears
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This is my gift to your gina
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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