I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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