Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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