There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
