white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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