i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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