you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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