Umm I'm too high to move.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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