So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
