Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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