Whoa Z and x make the same sound
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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