pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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