This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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