Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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