I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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