so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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