May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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