idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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