I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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