Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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