You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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