True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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