return my video game
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Randomize
