So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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