so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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