awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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