the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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