Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Still dying that you shit outside
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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