i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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