Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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